Contents
Prologue: The Kingfish Takes a Powder
Part I. The Sporting Whirl (1874–1917)
1. The Glamour of the Streets and the Life That Seethed About Them
2. A Fake Verisimilitude
3. Americans Believe Him Next to Invincible
4. I Never Miked an Honest Man
5. When a Mayor Leaves Office He’s an Ex-Mayor, Isn’t He?
6. The Sodden Earth Never Closed Over a Deader One in the World
7. The Greatest Promotional Odyssey of Modern Times
8. Call Me Desdichado
9. The People Booed; They Thought Frank Was Faking
Part II. In this Way, the Hippodrome May be Continued Indefinitely (1918–1941)
10. The Knockers and Scandalmongers Will Be Chased to the Woods
11. Much That Is Undesirable and Unfair Has Crept into the Sport
12. The Crowd Seemed Bent on Inflicting Bodily Harm
13. With a Touch of Bronchitis
14. The Man Who Revolutionized Wrestling
15. I Know Where They Grow
16. The Golden Goose
17. If I Were to Tell You the Real Inside about Wrestling, I Probably Would Spend the Night in the Tombs Instead of at Home
18. Flipflops and Acrobatics and All That Fake Stuff
19. Teaching Atheism to Babies
20. The Upset of the Century
21. The Game Is on the Level
22. Such a Muddle
Epilogue: Paradigmatically Fake for Real
Acknowledgments