Contents
I
Please Provide a Brief Biographical Sketch
Fright Night
Snowman
The Wolf's Dilemma
Dear Reader,
I Love Lucy
Orpheus after Eurydice
In the Folk Art Wing
Reading at the Christian Academy
True Account of Talking to the Breeze in South Pasadena
Sing, Goddess
Smitten
Room 303
The Pillow Book and How It Applies to Hillhurst Avenue in West Hollywood
II
Yellow Moving Van
At the Esso Station in Olney
Two Transylvanian Girls
Walk
The Ultra-Modern Prometheus
Thanks for Coming In
Church Camp
Two Weeks with Pay
Coyote
Song of Myselfie
How to Get There
Whispering Pines
Artemis and Actaeon
Cat Women of the Moon
III
I Married a Monster from Outer Space
Now Finally
Rome Wasn't Built in a Day
Nevada
Dear Citizen,
Reading to the Bland
The Sinful Woman
The Associate Dean
A Cast-Iron Boy
Yearling Sale
VFW Welcomes State Champions
Life on the Farm
Cassandra Works the Midnight Shift Disguised as a Teenage Boy
Lovesick Girls in Prison
Swine
IV
Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman
Ode to Joy
Men in Their Good Shoes Shooting Hoops
Sirens
Death Hands Me the Scythe
The Other Annunciation
Sun City
Courtly Love in the Twenty-First Century
A Surprise Visit
Jack and the Beanstalk
After the Funeral
Mattress Palace
Acknowledgments