Basho, poet, diarist, reclues, sells lawn mower—used but like new • Miss Luck • Sessions • Road Open—Gone Soon • Black sweater • The Luthier's mother's mouth's openness • At dusk, as always, Bender sang to us • The thing—the foot ruler thing—in the shoe store—it tells your size? I can't remember what it is called. What is it called? • I was watching the movie, edited • Ladies Room • Veterans Day • November 22 • A word to Teacher Reptile's readers and their parents on the occasion of Father's Day and the anniversary of Teacher Reptile's release from Eight Gate Correctional Facility • When will we speak of Jesus? • All of the stones all at the same time • Mrs. Wiggins’ altocumulus undulatus asperatus • A testicular self-examination • Notes on his poems by a guy who observed them in their natural habitat. • The last things we said • Oh, how glad and happy when we meet • “On the wire, Boys.” • A 4 oz. can of story • An 8 oz. can of story • The Y • On a dare he gave himself • 19th & Minnesota • The nature of the business in Extraellaville • The story of their 67th • I'll go home after this. Right after this. I promise. • Shaken protest departure from local asylum • Visiting privileges at Les Gauld Motors, downtown Ellaville • Greetings from Teacher Reptile on the occasion of Father's Day and the publication of the final volume of The Wrath septology • New Year's Eve, my brother monk, eleven miles apart from me, in his thirty-second year at Lady Mori's Garden Soto Zen Temple in Wendellton, North Carolina, sends annual text, “How was 2014?” • When I would take it from him there was a problem • Hitchhiker, Seedvul, North Carolina, asked by the driver, “Where to?” • Bright-Very • The color in the bed of the river? You wonder, What is it? • You are the best audience we have ever had. • And after these cries, I, Teacher Reptile, heard a dementer on the bank say to me from the lake of fire, “This is the second death” and “Here there shall be more pain” • Perfumery • You want to know— • Aisle 4, Mini Bob's Mart • Batter