Contents
The Girl Who Drowned at School That Time
Last Words of the Holy Ghost
Awful Pretty
A Serious Question
Penmanship
Chuck Langford Jr., Depressed Auctioneer, Takes Action
Snell’s Law
Nothing Ruins a Good Story Like an Eyewitness
Clarissa Drives John-Boy to the Jacksonville Airport
Any Idiot Can Feel Pain
What to Do When Your Spouse Is Burning
The Funeral Starts at Two
Acknowledgments