Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Contents
Prelude
Introduction: Hoist the Black Flag
Side A
1 Don't Conform, Be Like Us
2 My Cleanest Dirty Shirt
3 Jams, Kicked Out
4 Everybody's Heard about the Bird
5 A Serious Matter
6 Knocking Off Hats
7 Journey to Chore
8 Holy Cow, Whattasetta . . .
9 Haunting Taverns
10 The Squares Will Rule
11 All Alone and Lost
12 Dig!
13 Riotous Overdrive
14 A Pair of Brown Shoes
15 The Venal Snake Pit
Side B
16 A Long Plastic Hallway
17 Son of a Jackal's Eyeball
18 One Never Knew
19 So You Want to Be a Rock 'n' Roll Star?
20 Rod & the Shades Walked into a Studio . . .
21 Shut Up and Play
22 Get Offa My Lawn
23 For a Few Dollars Less
24 Beware the Wrath of Eyjafjallajokull
25 In Praise of the Flip Phone
26 A Philosophical Inquiry into the Origin of Our Ideas of Music and the Sublime, Or, Music as Dumpster Pizza
27 The Gospel According to Joe
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
Appendix A. A Way There Always Is: Tour Manager Words of Wisdom
Appendix B. Delilah's Country Night Playlist
Appendix C. The Unhappy Hour
Appendix D “It’s Genuis!”: Greatest Hits from the Demo Wall of Shame
Appendix E. Random Things I Hated
Appendix F. A Box Full of Letters
Appendix G. Bloodshot’s Yard Dog Party Lineups during South by Southwest
Index
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